"Mrs. A, I have your vaginal cream," the nurse said as she entered the room.
"Oh, you have cream for my cockroach?" Mrs. A asked.
(I had to stop breathing here so I wouldn't start laughing.)
"Your cockroach?" asked Nurse B.
"Yeah. You know. My hoo-ha," she said, waving vaguely that direction.
"It's not going to hiss at me, is it?"
"No. It won't even bite."
***
How does that go in the care plan?
"Mrs. A refers to her vagina as her 'cockroach'. All staff may refer to it in this way as well."
Seriously.
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