"I haven't done anything. And all these whores," gesturing to the entire dining room, "they've all done something. And I don't know what it is!"
Nope. Not one giggle from me. Until later when she was busily eating supper with some of those "whores" and I told the charge nurse about it.
Teacher was right. Take whatever they were when they were teenagers and turn it up to 11 and that's what you get when they're senior citizens.