Sunday, October 16, 2011

Put THAT in Your Care Plan (NSFW)

"Mrs. A, I have your vaginal cream," the nurse said as she entered the room.

"Oh, you have cream for my cockroach?" Mrs. A asked.

(I had to stop breathing here so I wouldn't start laughing.)

"Your cockroach?" asked Nurse B.

"Yeah.  You know.  My hoo-ha," she said, waving vaguely that direction.

"It's not going to hiss at me, is it?"

"No.  It won't even bite."

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How does that go in the care plan?

"Mrs. A refers to her vagina as her 'cockroach'.  All staff may refer to it in this way as well."

Seriously.

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