"You came into my life, then I thought I got rid of you. Now, here you are again, but I'm glad of it." --One old friend to another, who are now roommates at the nursing center.
"We'll be alright as long as they don't start screaming...one after the other... in three part harmony." --Said to me in the dining room during a relatively quite meal.
Personally, I'll take the second one. It kills me when they're catty.