"That's such a pretty dress you have on," said Mrs. A to Mrs. B
"Why, thank you! Santa Claus brought it to me, plus three more," Mrs. B replied, smiling.
"It's a good thing he did. You can't buy a dress like that anymore. They're all down to your boobs and up to your butt," Mrs. A said, pulling up the bottom of Mrs. B's dress to illustrate her point.
Mrs. B laughed a little.
"I'm serious. Haven't you seen those girls on TV?"