Oh, Jealousy. That green-eyed monster will make a fool out of you every time.
"So, when was the last time you had two women fighting over you?" I had to ask. He just shrugged and said that they were both his friends and he didn't know why they were fighting.
Contrary to most of my experiences, this is funnier this morning than it was last night when it happened. Ever seen two senior citizen women bowing up at each other? It's a sight not to be missed.
We separated them before either one of them hurt themselves and got the "prize" back to his room without further incident.
I am never, ever bored at work. Tired, frustrated, hungry, but never bored.