...of castrating one of my residents.
Yes, castrating. I know. I was stunned and amazed myself, but there it is. This was several days ago and I'm still laughing about it.
Now, had the gentleman cried out in pain, I wouldn't have laughed. But all that happened is that his "equipment" got tucked under his leg while we were helping him to bed. Apparently, this amounts to castration. I didn't know it was so easy to do and I'm not sure that it was information that I needed in the first place.
Good thing most of my residents are women.